I feel like abortions should bother me more
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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