About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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