So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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