i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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