I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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