Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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