I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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