Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
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I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
then he tried to convert me to islam
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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