im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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