i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
you never un-have a 4some
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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