Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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