Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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