Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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