She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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