walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Randomize
