Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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