Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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