We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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