i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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