I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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