my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sext me about skeletons
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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