Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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