Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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