im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He passed out mid-signature
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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