yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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