I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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