Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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