Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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