Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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