The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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