That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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