Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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