bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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