you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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