Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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