she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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