i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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