WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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