i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
