My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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