I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
