how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The feeling are messing with the penis
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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