idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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