You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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