no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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