Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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