Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My pussy is not your playground.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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