Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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