i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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