let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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