508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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