Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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