i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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