i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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